Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.

Jenny Lawson
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  3. You are always a little bit wrong - Hank Green

  4. There are only two forces at work in this world- black and white. Only people are grey. - Chris Heimerdinger

  5. The universe never complains. When you're wrong or right, She always loves and cares, She always gives and shares. When you get lost she becomes the light, Helps you to find what is right. But she never forgets To show you the light. - Debasish Mridha

More Quotes By Jenny Lawson
  1. A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there." And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.

  2. When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel allowed to celebrate. Instead, the feeling of victory is replaced with anxiety that it will happen again, and with shame and vulnerability when you see...

  3. Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.

  4. YOU’RE READING. That’s what the sexy people do.

  5. It's like I have a sensor in my head, but she works on a seven-second delay... well-meaning, but perpetually about seven seconds too late to actually do anything to stop the horrific avalanche of shit-you-shouldn't- say-out-loud-but- I-just-did.

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